Prince Andrew, the latest victim of…Aiscophilia

Prince Andrew linked to sex predator. And it’s not even Koo Stark. Big news? Shouldn’t be, really.

Aiscophilia, the (genetic?) predisposition for getting oneself entangled in a scandal, has been plaguing the British Royal Family for a long time: Harry the Nazi in 2005, the violent serial urinating cousin head of the House of Hanover, Edward the abdicating King of 1936, Albert Victor “the dissipated” grandchild of Queen Victoria.

And Philip too. Of course, he’s family too: third cousin to Elizabeth.

Blame the genes!!!