Football: Support Maurizio for the Top England Job
(1) Won’t do worse (can’t)
(2) Won’t stand underneath an umbrella when the players are out in the rain
(3) At only £300k/year, I’ll be a bargain
(4) Achingly boring private life will ensure newspapers concentrate on the football instead of girlfriends and meet-ups with dodgy, super-rich people
(5) Highlights of press conferences will be geeky, controversial remarks on global warming
(6) I promise to move footballing strategy beyond age-old “kick the ball forward and run”
(7) I can speakka Inglisch (other candidates cannot)
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As an additional bonus, after retirement from competitive football, aging players will be able to work as Murex IT Consultants
You get my vote - but poor old Wayne Rooney is only just taking his GCSE’s, how are we going to train him in the art of Murex?
It’s a game of three halves etc.
Comment by The plumber's mate — 2007/Nov/29 @ 13:12:28